"When I was a kid, I lost three fingers on my left hand while working in our family butcher shop" 2023-02-22
Here's a soppy, tear-jerker appeal designed to con you out of your hard-earned money, from a senate re-election candidate who says he pays $12 for what looks to us like a $5 haircut. (I've got him beat: I only pay $11 for a similarly bad haircut, but I do live in a red state, so you would expect to pay less.) This is a great example of a sob-story, identity-politics (let's keep sending him back to Washington because he and his family were too stupid to keep him from cutting off three fingers) appeal for your money. This is Jon Tester. "…who lost three fingers on (his) left hand while working in our family butcher shop." Despite (or because of) his family's obvious ignorance of child labor laws, he wants to be a U. S. Senator. Jon also touts his "collection of dirt-stained T-shirts" Three missing fingers and dirty shirts are the only qualifications he puts forth, and that's after already serving in the Senate for sixteen years. If you send M...